Corrupt a Wish

Granted! But then you are the only child in the world and you get realy lonely.


I wish that i had some choclate icecream

Granted, but it melts before you can eat it.

I wish I could see into the future

Granted. You can see the future, but you can't change it, so it's really depressing.

I wish It were summer already.

Granted! But then sommer never ends, so global warming happens faster and the world gets flooded and overrun with fish!

I wish that i had a pet Hamster

Granted, but it gets eaten by a cat.

I wish I knew what it felt like to be God

Granted, God comes down to meet you and show you everything. But as soon as he/she speaks, you drop dead because his/her voice is too powerful for your measly human ears.

I wish I was God.

You are. You resign after 14 seconds.


I wish I could remember that thing I forgot and why I thought it.

Granted! But then you forget it again, then say the same wish and it keeps going on and on and you get really frustrated!

I wish that i didn't have to go to work tomorrow!

Granted- You get fired and no one wants to hire you ever again and you become JOB (Just Over Broke)

I wish my voice would come back

Granted, but you only get to keep it for 5 seconds.

I wish my computer would work

Granted, but then there's a power outage so you can't use it.

I wish my marketing class were more interesting.

Granted. But it becomes too interesting so you end up sat there 24/7 until you die of starvation and lack of sleep.




I wish i had the perfect figure.

No need to wish.



I wish I didn't have a Spanish Oral exam tomorrow.

Granted, but now you have a French Oral exam and because you can't speak French you fail.

I wish we didn't have an English essay due soon.

Granted. But now you get no English essays but get more other subject essays.



I wish i never fall out with friends