Nice, I suppose. But I see far too many that are similar
The good parts of a book may be only something a writer is lucky enough to overhear or it may be the wreck of his whole damn life — and one is as good as the other.
Ernest Hemingway
Captain: Marty!
Marty: Aye, Cap'n?
Captain: *sad sigh* You ever been married, Sailor?
Marty: *shakes head* No. I can't say that I have, Sir.
Captain: *pats Marty on the shoulder* Good. Stay that way, and you'll die a happy man.-Fanfiction.net story
I'll admit the two turtle doves are growing on me, but there are ten birds in this house already and we both know geese are feathered bioweapons of mass destruction. — Silvern