Corrupt a Wish 2

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Angel of Death
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Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:52 pm
Angel of Death says... · Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:52 pm
Granted, but then you get fat because you don't go to the bathroom

I wish life made sense
True love, in all it’s celestial charm, and
star-crossed ways, only exist in a writer’s
mind, for humans have not yet learned
how to manifest it.




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zer0
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Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:13 am
zer0 says... · Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:13 am
granted. but you are only able to gain the wisdom to understand life after every imaginabe horrible thing happens to you.

i wish my homework would do itself.




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Angel of Death
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Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:27 am
Angel of Death says... · Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:27 am
Granted, but then you get everything wrong

I wish my crush would kiss me.
True love, in all it’s celestial charm, and
star-crossed ways, only exist in a writer’s
mind, for humans have not yet learned
how to manifest it.




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MadHatter
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Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:15 pm
MadHatter says... · Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:15 pm
Granted, but your crush turns out to be a alien that sucks your brain out when he kisses you.

I wish I had a chicken
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Angel of Death
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Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:28 pm
Angel of Death says... · Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:28 pm
Granted, but then the chicken turns out to be a criminal and pecks you to death, then makes away with all your belongings

I wish people were nice to eachother
True love, in all it’s celestial charm, and
star-crossed ways, only exist in a writer’s
mind, for humans have not yet learned
how to manifest it.




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Stori
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Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:26 pm
Stori says... · Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:26 pm
Granted, but then everything gets dull.

I wish I had my own computer.
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Sachiko
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Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:36 am
Sachiko says... · Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:36 am
Granted, but then it's infected with every virus known to man.

I wish my bookshelves were empty so that I could fill them again.
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blackstorm
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Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:34 pm
blackstorm says... · Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:34 pm
Granted, but now every time you put something on them it disappears.

I wish that my business class wasn't so boring.
I like dragons and Koenma and dragons and L and dragons and Arystar Krory and randomness and, oh, did I mention dragons?

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Adnamarine
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Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:38 pm
Adnamarine says... · Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:38 pm
Granted, but then it gets so interesting that you become obsessed with it and you spend all your time thinking about it, and you wish that the class would be going on all the time, so you follow around the teacher and get accused of stalking.

I wish I didn't feel guilty everytime I pick up a not-for-school book to read.
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logosgal
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Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:03 pm
logosgal says... · Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:03 pm
Granted, but you start reading nothing but not-for school books, and flunk all of your classes.

I wish my stupid essay would just do itself.
Home is where the books are.




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cheeb
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Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:36 am
cheeb says... · Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:36 am
Granted, but the self-doing stupid essay is indeed stupid and you receive a fail mark.

I wish online gamers would not use hacking tools to gain an unfair advantage.
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blackstorm
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Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:08 pm
blackstorm says... · Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:08 pm
Granted, but then they discover that they suck at videogames, kill themselves, and then all online games are shut down by the government.

I wish that I could actually spell.
I like dragons and Koenma and dragons and L and dragons and Arystar Krory and randomness and, oh, did I mention dragons?

If you want Horace to win, put him in your siggy:
o.......O<#
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MadHatter
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Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:22 pm
MadHatter says... · Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:22 pm
Granted, but you can only spell in Spanish

I wish I was taller
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Adnamarine
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Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:56 am
Adnamarine says... · Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:56 am
Granted, but then you never stop growing until you reach 100 feet tall, need I add all the disadvantages to that? I didn't think so.

I wish I didn't have pink eye.
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MadHatter
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Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:47 pm
MadHatter says... · Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:47 pm
Granted, but it's crustyness soon covers your entire body

I wish I had a santa hat
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Voldemort: You kids! If I ever find out who's calling I will tell the wizard law and you will go to wizard jail and then I'll kill you!

Harry Potter Puppet Pals - Wizard Swears



I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
— Dr. Seuss