Corrupt a Wish 2

Ya gonna make a wish Hatter? No? Alright then, I'll make a wish.

I wish... that I had a pet dragon who is completely kind and would never hurt another living soul.

Granted but someone steals him and gives him to the government and they disect it.

I wish I was skinnier....I'm too fat

granted, but then you become an anorexic and bulimic, and die in the hospital.

I wish I had more gum.

Granted, but it's pre-chewed.

I wish I had some lip balm.

Granted but it's made of lips.

I wish there was no Christmas.

Granted, but having no Christmas makes everyone depressed and they kill themselves

I wish I figured out the secrets on Assassins Creed

Granted, but then the government tracks you down and kills you. (I actually have no idea what Assassins Creed is, but the government will often kill you if you discover "secrets".)

I wish Mac notebooks weren't so darn expensive.

Granted but you still don't have enough money to buy one

i wish that i could actually finish writing a book

Granted, but then somebody burns it... or deletes the computer file, or destroys it in some way... all depends on what form you wrote it.

I wish I hadn't bought Atonement.

Granted but if you hadn't...you would have accidentally caused a plane to crash in Sweden *Butterfly Effect*

I wish that I hadn't carved her name into my arm...

Granted, but you carved it into a much more painful place... >.<
ouch.

I wish people would stop staring at me all the time.

Granted but then you become forgotten

I wish I would stop cutting myself

Granted, but it's not forever. And trust me, it's not.

I wish I could just friggin get over myself!

Granted but you get over yourself too much and you forget about yourself.

I wish I never loved her

Granted, but you find that it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

I wish this game wasn't making me so depressed. >.<