Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted but you become to euphoric and think you can fly and...we all know where that goes.

I wish I couldn't love

Granted, but then life means absolutely nothing, and you die.
And don't even say that's what you wanted.

I wish people would stop calling me emo.

Granted, but instead everyone else becomes "emo" and you are the only one not "emo". They start calling you other names instead (prep, jock, nerd, etc.) Then you become quite upset with that and wish for them to stop this as well, but it is too late and you have wasted a wish.


I wish my dad understood that it is possible to accidentaly leave a pencil lying around.

Granted, but he understands nothing else.

I wish that I could ask for help without feeling like Im a loser.

Granted, but then when you ask any other question that doesn't involve help, you feel like a loser.


I wish I didn't misplace my writing utensils all the time.

Granted, but theyre all useless, as they are out of lead, broken, out of ink, etc.

I wish for potato chips!

Granted, but they are nasty and old and stale and moldy! (eww!)

I wish for fresh, never been opened, not outdated, not in anyway unedible or harmful, chocolate!

Granted, but you drop it into a volcano. Oops.

I wish I was a good dancer.

Granted but you could only dance without anyone looking.

I wish I have perfect looks, perfect intelligence, perfect skills, perfect body. Well I wish I have a perfect life.

Granted but, everybody else becomes more perfect so, then you are unperfect


I wish i had a pony.

Granted, but he eats your head, and then you die.

I wish I could figure out how to import video from my camera onto my computer.

Granted but you get sucked into the computer with the videos and get stuck


I wish that I could meet a Vampire!

Granted but he sucks your blood and you become a undead thingy majigger.

I wish I never found that razor blade

Granted, but then you find a hungry human eating lion instead.

I wish my wish could not be corrupted.

Granted, but you hate the wish you make

I wish I would actually accomplish something