Corrupt a Wish 2

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Alice
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:31 pm
Alice says... · Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:31 pm
Granted because you made no wish!

I wish...for...more pens that work!
I just lost the game.




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enjeru
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:34 pm
enjeru says... · Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:34 pm
granted, but now you ahve no paper

i wish i had a boyfriend, namely my ex.
"To look into the eyes of a wolf is to see your own soul."

-Aldo Leopold




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Alice
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:36 pm
Alice says... · Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:36 pm
Granted but it's one of those things where you're in love with somebody else instead who hates your guts

I wish I knew who gave me my mp3 player suddenly.
I just lost the game.




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enjeru
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:44 pm
enjeru says... · Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:44 pm
granted, but you hate the person who gave it to you

i wish he didn't hate my guts
"To look into the eyes of a wolf is to see your own soul."

-Aldo Leopold




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Firestar
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:05 pm
Firestar says... · Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:05 pm
Granted, but he hates every other part of you.

I wish I had my dog back.
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Confidence: the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.

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MidnightVampire
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:14 pm
MidnightVampire says... · Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:14 pm
Granted, but now your dog hates you.

I wish...I wish I knew what to wish for
I realized that I said I'd be gone for only two weeks...but I was gone for much longer.I hope to stay on this time. :)




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niteowl
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:26 pm
niteowl says... · Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:26 pm
Granted, but now you will never have anything because you didn't wish for anything.

I wish I had a Time Twister so I could finish all my homework before tomorrow.
"You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand." Leonardo Da Vinci

<YWS><R1>




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Veerocious
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Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:12 am
Veerocious says... · Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:12 am
Granted, but when you twisted time, you destroyed the universe

I wish I could watch the movie 'Big Fish' again
"Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?" - Author Unknown




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Firestar
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Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:58 am
Firestar says... · Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:58 am
Granted, but now you can't do anything but watch "Big Fish".

I wish I had a pair of sunglasses.
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Confidence: the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.




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thunder_dude7
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Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:35 pm
thunder_dude7 says... · Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:35 pm
Granted, but they're pink and have glitter on them.

I wish my homework was done correctly, neatly, and turned in on time, all thanks to a kind, loyal, and friendly per ferret who has opposable thumbs and refuses to run away from me.




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MidnightVampire
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Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:31 pm
MidnightVampire says... · Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:31 pm
Granted, but now everyone is comparing you to your ferret, because the ferret did the homework better than you did.

I wish I had the motivation to go running.
I realized that I said I'd be gone for only two weeks...but I was gone for much longer.I hope to stay on this time. :)




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thunder_dude7
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Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:03 pm
thunder_dude7 says... · Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:03 pm
Granted but you can't stop.

I wish I had better grades.




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Firestar
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Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:16 pm
Firestar says... · Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:16 pm
Granted, but you're stuck in preschool

I wish I were younger.
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Confidence: the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.




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Memento Mori
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Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:00 am
Memento Mori says... · Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:00 am
Granted, but you're stuck being a baby all your life.

I wish I was rich.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, pee in it, and serve it to the people who piss you off. Outdo yourself. ^^




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Firestar
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Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:19 am
Firestar says... · Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:19 am
Granted, but your the last person on earth.

I wish that I will have a good life.
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Confidence: the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.



And on the pedestal these words appear:/'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings;/Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'/Nothing beside remains.
— Percy Bysshe Shelley