Unfortunately; Fortunately

fortunately, the cop suffered a heart attack and died, allowing sunshine to escape into the night.

unfortunatly, now sunshine is accused of murder, and went to jail anyway.

Fortunately the jail burnt down so he didn't have to go

Unfortunately, people died in the fire.

Fortunately, more people survived than died

unfortunately, most of the criminals got away, so crime rates jumped to an all time high.

unfortunantly, you were one of the ones that died...*points to you* yes you

fortunately, i came back to life.

unfortunately nobody else who died did

fortunately, everyone was so happy i was alive that no one cared about the others.

unfortunately, everyone cared so much because you had a lot of money and your parents were arranging a marriage for you and the boys wanted your money....oh what now?

fortunately, the boys were really good-looking.

unfortunately, i was a lesbian. (not really, but for the sake of the story. )

Fortunately, I soon found out I was bi-sexual.

Unfortunately, I was shunned by said good-looking boys and became suicidal.