Corrupt a Wish 2

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Princess
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Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:13 am
Princess says... · Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:13 am
Granted, but then she died of altitude sickness.----Edited... Sorry meep :P



I wish i could give myself the perfect manicure
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I came into this world wrinkled and ugly. And no matter how much I accumulate here, it's a short journey. I will go out of this world wrinkled and ugly. So I enjoy life.




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Meep(:
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Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:20 am
Meep(: says... · Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:20 am
I'm a She, by the way.

Granted, but you lose all your nails in some freak accident.

I wish I wasn't so evil.
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Princess
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Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:25 am
Princess says... · Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:25 am
Granted, but people hate you because you are too nice.


I wish I had an icecream sundae
I came into this world wrinkled and ugly. And no matter how much I accumulate here, it's a short journey. I will go out of this world wrinkled and ugly. So I enjoy life.




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Meep(:
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Sat Oct 25, 2008 6:01 am
Meep(: says... · Sat Oct 25, 2008 6:01 am
You can be hated for being too nice? Woah.

Granted, but you become ice cream intolerant,
So you can't eat the sundae! :D

I wish for world peace.
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Sat Oct 25, 2008 7:32 am
Griffinkeeper says... · Sat Oct 25, 2008 7:32 am
Granted, but in order for this to happen we'll have to exterminate all life.

I wish for a selective photographic memory.
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Meep(:
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Sat Oct 25, 2008 12:32 pm
Meep(: says... · Sat Oct 25, 2008 12:32 pm
Granted, but you're blind :D

I wish there was a cure for AIDS/HIV.
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Firestalker
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Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:35 pm
Firestalker says... · Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:35 pm
Granted but the world gets a new virus called SDIA/VIH


I wish i wasn't blind.
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Who is not Insane one man ask, the answer being a fool.
Are you Insane the same man asks, - "Oh yes!. The Mad Hatter being saner!"




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Princess
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Sat Oct 25, 2008 2:12 pm
Princess says... · Sat Oct 25, 2008 2:12 pm
Granted, but now your deaf and dumb.


I wish more people would post on my scrambled sentences topic.
I came into this world wrinkled and ugly. And no matter how much I accumulate here, it's a short journey. I will go out of this world wrinkled and ugly. So I enjoy life.




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Firestalker
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Sat Oct 25, 2008 3:42 pm
Firestalker says... · Sat Oct 25, 2008 3:42 pm
Granted but you lose all favor from everyone.

I wish i had something to wish that i had not wished before.
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Meep(:
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Sat Oct 25, 2008 4:18 pm
Meep(: says... · Sat Oct 25, 2008 4:18 pm
Granted, but it gets corrupted! :D

I wish that I am perfect.
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Firestalker
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Sat Oct 25, 2008 4:46 pm
Firestalker says... · Sat Oct 25, 2008 4:46 pm
Granted, and you are for a while but then someone kills you.

I wish your wish came true.
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KissKiss08
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Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:06 pm
KissKiss08 says... · Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:06 pm
Meep(: wrote:Granted, but you're blind :D

I wish there was a cure for AIDS/HIV.



That was the best line ever!

ANyway,

Granted but your wish was to be miserable.

I wish that the earth was round.
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Firestalker
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Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:56 pm
Firestalker says... · Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:56 pm
Granted, but it gets corrupted (the earth that is)


I wish for you to live.
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Chirantha
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Sat Nov 01, 2008 4:35 pm
Chirantha says... · Sat Nov 01, 2008 4:35 pm
Granted, but you killed her. :D

I wish Firestalker had a girlfriend. MWAHAHA. :twisted:
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Firestar
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Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:00 am
Firestar says... · Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:00 am
Granted, he had a girlfriend when he was four.

I wish that seeming was impossible.
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Confidence: the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.

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When we are children we seldom think of the future. This innocence leaves us free to enjoy ourselves as few adults can. The day we fret about the future is the day we leave our childhood behind.
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