Granted, but he turns out to be a royal douche. (Did I even spell that right?)
I wish I were prettier.
You must be swift as the coursing river, With all the force of a great typhoon, With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
Granted, but that's physically impossible so the illogicalness destroys the universe.
Aw, Puzzle!
Granted, but the pie is gross.
I wish it weren't so blastedly cold outside.
You must be swift as the coursing river, With all the force of a great typhoon, With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people: psychopaths and mystery writers. I'm the kind that pays better. ~Rick Castle
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people: psychopaths and mystery writers. I'm the kind that pays better. ~Rick Castle
Granted, but since you can't wish for nothing to happen to your wish if you never wish for anything, you are left exactly where you were.
I wish I were more popular.
You must be swift as the coursing river, With all the force of a great typhoon, With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
Granted, but now afkgeqei woyivca KOUAVTVTRVA MWOTFCJCJ leylieyELIRYdx.
I wish I could kiss a frog and have it turn into a handsome prince.
You must be swift as the coursing river, With all the force of a great typhoon, With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
“Can a magician kill a man by magic?” Lord Wellington asked Strange.
Strange frowned. He seemed to dislike the question. “I suppose a magician might,” he admitted, “but a gentleman never could.” — Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell
