Corrupt a Wish [3]

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yombleflobber
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Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:06 am
yombleflobber says... · Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:06 am
Granted, but in your fury at having received the carriage at an inopportune time means you pound it into the ground in frustration.

I wish your pony would come back to life.
Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Bo Fanna Bo Besca III...but you can call me Dot.




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fireheartedkaratepup
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Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:17 am
fireheartedkaratepup says... · Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:17 am
^_^ Yay! You revived my pony!

Only..... he came back wrong, and now he's mad and destroying everything. :smt010 I shall have to tame him.

I wish............I wish I didn't have to attend school.
"Ok, Lolpup. You can be a girl worth fighting for."
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yombleflobber
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Thu Apr 21, 2011 2:33 am
yombleflobber says... · Thu Apr 21, 2011 2:33 am
Granted, now you have to go to college!

I wish I had my driver's license.
Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Bo Fanna Bo Besca III...but you can call me Dot.




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Pundit
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Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:22 am
Pundit says... · Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:22 am
Granted, but you're blind.

I wish I could see.
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fireheartedkaratepup
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Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:38 am
fireheartedkaratepup says... · Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:38 am
College is school, silly.

Granted, but the light gives you killer migraines every time you open your eyes.

I wish I could fly.
"Ok, Lolpup. You can be a girl worth fighting for."
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yombleflobber
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Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:56 am
yombleflobber says... · Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:56 am
Technically, yes...OK, you can't get a job!
Anyway...granted, but you get stuck in a lightning storm and get swept out to sea where you foolishly land in the water, which bogs you down so much you can't fly.

I wish I had a penny.
Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Bo Fanna Bo Besca III...but you can call me Dot.




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Pundit
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Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:36 pm
Pundit says... · Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:36 pm
Granted, but that is all the money you have.

I wish charcoalspacewolfman had Panda cheese.
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yombleflobber
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Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:17 pm
yombleflobber says... · Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:17 pm
Granted, but after receiving it, I say I don't wanted and, when the panda shows up, I bust out a M1919 Browning machine gun.

I wish I had some ammo for my machine gun.
Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Bo Fanna Bo Besca III...but you can call me Dot.




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Pundit
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Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:28 pm
Pundit says... · Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:28 pm
Granted, but it's all blanks.

I wish I had an evil penguin.
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LittlePetRock
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Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:06 pm
LittlePetRock says... · Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:06 pm
Granted, but it kills you.

I wish Narnia was real.
Star light; star bright,
It is time to take flight.
Off I go through the dark of night.
All my hopes and dreams in sight.




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yombleflobber
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Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:34 pm
yombleflobber says... · Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:34 pm
Granted, but you can't go there.

I wish I had a rubber band ball.
Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Bo Fanna Bo Besca III...but you can call me Dot.




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Pundit
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Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:00 am
Pundit says... · Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:00 am
Granted, but you can't find it.

I wish my evil penguin conquered the world.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
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yombleflobber
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Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:44 am
yombleflobber says... · Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:44 am
I did lose my rubber band ball. It was sad. I cried. Well, not really, I just made another one.
Anyway...
Granted, but its reign is fraught with slander and scandalous affairs which send it into deep depression ending in suicide. The people elect a muskrat as king.

I wish the muskrat had a wife.
Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Bo Fanna Bo Besca III...but you can call me Dot.




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Pundit
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Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:57 am
Pundit says... · Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:57 am
Granted, but the wife is really a male otter drag queen.

I wish the muskrat had feasts everyday.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
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yombleflobber
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Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:50 am
yombleflobber says... · Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:50 am
Granted, but he has feasts of the unutterable flesh!(see Edgar Allen Poe's Tale of Jerusalem. It's actually not scary, it just sounds like it)

I wish he gave out donuts every day.
Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Bo Fanna Bo Besca III...but you can call me Dot.



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