Corrupt a Wish [3]

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yombleflobber
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Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:30 am
yombleflobber says... · Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:30 am
Granted, but the appeal is greatly lessened so you don't want it and turn instead to coffee.

I wish my sister would stop ragging on me about my bare feet.
Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Bo Fanna Bo Besca III...but you can call me Dot.




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Pundit
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Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:30 am
Pundit says... · Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:30 am
Granted. Now she starts ragging on you about you being naked.

I wish chocolate was carcinogenic.
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ToritheMonster
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Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:10 am
ToritheMonster says... · Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:10 am
Granted; but nobody knows what carcinogenic means so it doesn't matter anyway.

I wish I had a girlfriend...
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Jenthura
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Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:29 am
Jenthura says... · Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:29 am
Granted, she kills me and you never get your JART art.

I wish ALL my JART requests were magically done for me without anyone ever knowing. >U<
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Lavvie
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Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:43 pm
Lavvie says... · Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:43 pm
Granted but now we all know that your art is done magically for you because you wished for it in Corrupt a Wish ;)

I wish my stalker ex-boyfriend would stop bothering me and die in an abyss of dooming lava.
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yombleflobber
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Mon Apr 25, 2011 2:45 pm
yombleflobber says... · Mon Apr 25, 2011 2:45 pm
Granted, but his ghost haunts you always, driving you into insanity.

I wish it was the end of May.
Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Bo Fanna Bo Besca III...but you can call me Dot.




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fireheartedkaratepup
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Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:34 pm
fireheartedkaratepup says... · Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:34 pm
Granted, but your mom forces you to take maymester classes.

I wish my puppy would be pottytrained already.
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Pundit
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Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:55 pm
Pundit says... · Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:55 pm
Granted, but it will never stop chewing things up.

I wish I had a giant kvicka.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
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Warrior Princess
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Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:52 pm
Warrior Princess says... · Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:52 pm
Granted. Now you also have a giant tumor on your face.

I wish people would never say dirty words again.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
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Mickixoxo
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Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:53 pm
Mickixoxo says... · Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:53 pm
Granted, but you can't talk.

I wish I had less chocolate for Easter...?
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yombleflobber
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Tue Apr 26, 2011 2:22 am
yombleflobber says... · Tue Apr 26, 2011 2:22 am
Granted, someone presses the rewind button and you uneat everything. It's pretty gross. And you're really hungry now.

I wish girls would stop fawning over me because of my rugged good looks.
Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Bo Fanna Bo Besca III...but you can call me Dot.




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fireheartedkaratepup
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Tue Apr 26, 2011 2:40 am
fireheartedkaratepup says... · Tue Apr 26, 2011 2:40 am
Granted anyway, because you don't have any.

I wish I could stop animal cruelty.
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Warrior Princess
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Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:01 am
Warrior Princess says... · Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:01 am
Granted; now the animals are cruel to you.

I wish I would look good blonde.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Pundit
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Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:48 am
Pundit says... · Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:48 am
Granted. Now you have no hair.

I wish I could stop human cruelty.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell




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yombleflobber
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Tue Apr 26, 2011 5:46 pm
yombleflobber says... · Tue Apr 26, 2011 5:46 pm
Granted, now humans are so PC nothing gets done and the world falls into chaos.

I wish we could have our cruel dictator, Stan back. He had Pizza Wednesdays; it was so awesome.
Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Bo Fanna Bo Besca III...but you can call me Dot.



/I think, today,/ he thought back, /the important fact is that I don't/ need /to be better than him. He can just be a person. And I... I can just be one too./
— Adolin (Wind and Truth by Brandon Sanderson)