Corrupt a Wish [3]

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Mickixoxo
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Sat May 28, 2011 10:18 pm
Mickixoxo says... · Sat May 28, 2011 10:18 pm
Granted, but now everyone is distracted by the rust against their salad fingers, and daze off while a poor innocent passer by burns in the oven you left open. Tisk, tisk, tisk.

I wish I had a llama with a hat.
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Pundit
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Sun May 29, 2011 12:38 am
Pundit says... · Sun May 29, 2011 12:38 am
Granted, but he overthrows the government and eats your boyfriend(or girlfriend).

I wish I was a llama with a hat.
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Jenthura
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Sun May 29, 2011 4:30 pm
Jenthura says... · Sun May 29, 2011 4:30 pm
Granted, but someone eats you.

I wish I was fifteen hours ahead of all the rest of the world.
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Sun May 29, 2011 5:35 pm
Pundit says... · Sun May 29, 2011 5:35 pm
Granted, but that means you die fifteen hours before everyone else.

I wish I was fifteen hours behind the rest of the world
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Jenthura
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Mon May 30, 2011 1:29 pm
Jenthura says... · Mon May 30, 2011 1:29 pm
Granted, but then you miss the release of Artemis Fowl: The Last Guardian and have to listen to everybody giving out spoilers. XD

I wish I could download anything, anywhere in the blink of an eye.
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Mon May 30, 2011 5:56 pm
Warrior Princess says... · Mon May 30, 2011 5:56 pm
Granted; you accidentally download a mega virus that wipes out every computer in America.

I wish I was turning 18 instead of 17.
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Tue May 31, 2011 5:02 am
Lavvie says... · Tue May 31, 2011 5:02 am
Granted, but now that you've aged a year earlier, you missed out on graduation so you have to go back to school as an oldie D:

I wish I could leave to Ireland right now.
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Tue May 31, 2011 10:55 am
Jenthura says... · Tue May 31, 2011 10:55 am
Granted, you get there and Artemis Fowl decides to use you in a special brain-transfer experiment.

I wish I could memorize every word I read with no negative side affects to my brain.
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Tue May 31, 2011 1:44 pm
Pundit says... · Tue May 31, 2011 1:44 pm
Granted, but you can only use them in the order which you originally read them, making it nearly impossible for you to use words like fraught.

I wish I could use any word in any language perfectly, and pronounce it perfectly, with no negative side effects to my brain.
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:18 am
yombleflobber says... · Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:18 am
Granted, but you know absolutely none of the grammar structures of all these languages and end up sounding really weird.

I wish we didn't have so much hemlock in our backyard.
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:27 pm
Jenthura says... · Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:27 pm
Granted, to get rid of it, you stage a hemlock-eating contest. Last one to die wins.

I wish I wasn't sick.
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Mickixoxo
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Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:25 pm
Mickixoxo says... · Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:25 pm
Granted, you're dead.

I wish I wasn't sick, or dead, or allergic to anything.
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Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:19 pm
SisterItaly says... · Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:19 pm
Granted, but now you have a huge, spontaneous rash.

I wish the weather would make up it's mind and decide if it wants to be warm or cold
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Mickixoxo
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Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:02 pm
Mickixoxo says... · Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:02 pm
Granted but now the whole balance of nature is out of whack and the world shrivels up into a little ball and we all die.

I wish my nose would stop running >:'(
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Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:18 pm
yombleflobber says... · Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:18 pm
Granted, it starts gushing blood like a little faucet.

I wish I had a hammer (about half the size of Thor's and without any sentient abilities)
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