Corrupt a Wish [3]

Granted, you sneak into a group of twelve-year-olds taking a tour of the place. Sadly, you get caught and sent to time-out.

I wish my internet was so fast I could download TBs, stream live concerts and host web conferences. Simultaneously.

Granted, but YWS crashes and now you have an angry mob of YWSers after you.

I wish I didn't have a math exam today.

Granted. But now you have one every day of your life. Even in summer.

I wish that I'll get to model today.

Granted, but the camera explodes.

I wish my boyfriend wasn't so narrow-minded about religion.

Granted but he gets converted to Hinduism and moves to India

I wish I can think of something to wish.

Granted, you wish you had to drink a gallon of cow urine.

I wish I had another exam.

Granted, but you no nothing about the subject of said exam and you fail.

I wish it wasn't so humid here right now.

Granted, but now it's super dry and your skin is all dry 'n' itchy

I wish I didn't ache.

Granted, all the aching parts are no longer attached to your body.

I wish I didn't have over-the-shoulder people all the time.

Granted, you no longer have shoulders.

I wish I didn't have an exam tomorrow.

Granted, you had it yesterday, and failed.

I wish the next post will come quickly.

(I think everyone would've - seeing as yesterday was a Saturday and there's no school on that day. )

Nothing to grant! :O

I'm going to jump backwards so we can re pick up this thread xD

Granted, but it's virtually useless (OMG THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED XD)

I wish I wasn't so sleepy.

Granted but now you're on a high that will continue for the rest of your life. :/!

I wish that I could think of something to wish. XD