God gives us our relatives - thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Watts Mumford A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell “I’ll Surprise you, I promise” -Adam Lambert
How are YOU carrying my heart? I though I was the ninja! Don't ninjas always kill first? Shouldn't I be the one carrying hearts? (On knifes, of course)
Banned for causing me to have identity crisis.
No more countin' dollars... we'll be countin' stars.
The simple truth is that authors like making people squirm. If this weren't the case, all novels would be filled completely with cute bunnies having birthday parties. — Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians
