Corrupt a Wish [3]

Granted, but everyone dies as soon as they get on the chat

I wish the fire thats behind me right now, wasn't dead

Granted, but then it's so hot that you burn.

I wish that I hadn't been homeschooled my whole life.

Granted, but now you shall be homeschooled for the rest of your life.

I wish that I could fly!

Granted, but when you try it it only works for a second then you fall to your death.

I wish I had a tissue right now XD

Granted, but it's made of flower pollen and makes you sneeze more.

I wish I had interesting things to say in the chatroom.

Granted, but no one's online for a couple days.

I wish I didn't have to take math to graduate.

(same here! Middle school math stinks...)
Anyways, your wish is granted but now they created a new subject that's even harder!

I wish that I could be a part of my favorite book, be invincible and control the outcomes!!!

---ShootingStars

Granted, but the book was on my desk and there was an accident, there's coffee all over it now, and that changed the whole plot; now there's a coffee flood, and caffeine makes you a mortal. >;D *is so evil*

I wish there was no war. -.-

Granted but then everyone is so happy it makes one person sick so they go on a killing spree, yet aren't arrested.

I wish that a Libertarian would get into office, for once.

Granted, but then the world EXPLODES in a mass of... PINK CHEESE!

I wish I could turn into my puppy for one day, just to see what it feels like.

Granted, but you run out in front of a car so when you change back you're confined to a wheelchair for life.

I wish I had a car.

Granted, but it breaks down on the highway, with you in it, getting late for work, and all four wheels roll off at once.

I wish I cOuldnget into the university I want NOW. XD

Granted, but it is destroyed in a fire the day before first semester so you miss out.

I wish i was standing up.

Granted. When anything touches it it gets moody.


I wish I ccould bring any myth to life