Okay, I'm back, and hell, I'm ready to start this thing. Thank you @Sunshine for being the best person ever and helping with the Storybook when I was in a muck. I owe you so so so so so much.
The thing about plummeting downhill at fifty miles an hour on a snack platter - if you realize it's a bad idea when you're halfway down, it's too late. — Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune