great chapter, @TheForgottenKing, but I don't think you got the PM asking to keep the language in this storybook PG. Please, for the sake of any younger children reading this SB, refrain from using profanity. I'll also have to ask you to cencor out the swear words you used in your chapter. Thank you for listening and I hope you understand.
When the microwave blew up, I was in my room reading comics. My entire family turned into superheroes. Only I remained completely normal… — Norman Normal (1999 series)