Wait a minute... Something went wrong. It's supposed to be PM. Me and you are in the same time zone. So, uh, it's actually opposite. If you can make that, we'd love to have you!
Notice to everyone: if it says PM, it's AM, and vice versa.
Poetry is my cheap means of transportation. By the end of the poem the reader should be in a different place from where he started. I would like him to be slightly disoriented at the end, like I drove him outside of town at night and dropped him off in a cornfield. — Billy Collins