It's done. Yay! One line taken form the Wizard of Oz.
Brittney: “So, to tell you about myself. I am lyke so totally popular and I date lyke only the cutest boy in school and all the girls envy me because I’m a whore and all dat shit. Ok, now that I told ya all bout myself let’s get to the story. So, lyke yesterday, I was talking to Jenifer only lyke like the biggest loser in school because she never dated a guy. Lyke omg! Anyway, I was calling her a loser and shit so, she started sobbing and left da room and I was lyke, omg ur lyke so pathetic. Oh, I forgot to you I’m lyke dis really snotty bitch. Isn’t dat lyke so totally awesome! I know right? Anyway, so, lyke two days ago, I decided to have dis partay at my house which is like so totally awesome by the way but dat’s beside the point, so den loser Jenifer comes over. And, I was lyke how does it feel to not be invited loser? And she started sobbing lyke always. Lyke what a loser!”
The camera fads in on Brittney passed out on the couch from drinking too many beers; she is so not a partay pooper. Anyway, so there she is passed out on the floor drunk like well, a drunk. Next thing you know she wakes up and gets a text message from an unknown person saying I am lyke so totally going to kill you bitch!
Brittney: “Lyke what da hell?”
Johnny (Brittney’s boyfriend) [Doing the Charlie’s angel hair sake trying to look sexy.] : What is wrong baby?
Brittney: “Lyke look at dis totally bogus message I got. “
Johnny: “Dat’s some weird shit!”
Brittney: “Lyke, I know right?”
Next thing you know you hear a brick crashing though the window there’s a letter on it Brittney picks up the letter.
Brittney: “If you’re dead how the hell are you reading this then? But, if you’re still alive then damn the brick missed ps. Those pants make your butt look big.”
Brittney: “Damn, whoever wrote this has good handwriting, I wonder if I can cross my t’s like dat?”
Next thing you know you, Brittney gets another text message.
Brittney: “Look to your right.”
Brittney looks to her left.
Murderer: “I said your right you fool!”
Brittney: “That is my right?”
Murderer: “Lyke omg! Fine your left”
Brittney turns to her right to see Jenifer and screams.
Brittney: “Ahh”
Jenifer: “Die bitch!”
Jenifer reaches into her right pocket and take out a banana.
Jenifer: “What the hell?”
Brittney [Picking up a gun from the ground]: “I think dis is wat ya look’in fo.”
Jenifer [Taking the gun from Brittney]: “Oh, yes, thank you.”
Jenifer takes the gun and starts to open fire on Brittney when Johnny walks in does the Charlie’s angel hair sake.
Jenifer: “Is that your boyfriend?”
Brittney: “Lyke duh!”
Jenifer: He’s sexy!”
Brittney: “I know right?”
Jenifer [Looking at Johnny] “Damn, you made me lose focus!”
Jenifer starts to open fire on Johnny.
Johnny: “No, I can’t die, I’m too sexy!”
Next Jenifer turn to open fire on Brittney but she’s is in the driveway running to get help from the neighbors.
Jenifer: “I think this should do.”
Jenifer pulls out a grenade from her pocket and tosses it at the neighbor’s house blowing the house in little piece.
Narrator: “It was a lovely explosion with lots of lovely special effects. Okay, sorry about that back to the scene.
The grenade hits the house killing the inhabitants.
Jenifer: “Yes she is finally dead now; I can celebrate with evil mechanical laughter. Muhaha muhaha muhahahahaha.”
You see people come onto the screen.
People [Singing]: “Ding dong the wicked witch is dead.”
The end.
