All these phrases had a sort of...medical crap....feel to it. I got the feeling, yes, but the phrases were disconnected and ugly. Yes, it suited the topic but I certainly think this could've been better.
My favorite lines are the first two and the last line. The rest is not very good. Especially when you mention the "dick" part. It's one of those "wtf" moments.
*pokes* You can do better!
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