I can only assume you've read dracula and interview with a vampire because if you have read them again and if you havent read them- lets be fair you can never beat the classics
Writing Is Easy All You Have Do Is Stare At A Blank Piece Of Paper Till Your Forehead Bleeds- Sue Townsend
Interview With a Vampire is not anywhere close to the same level as Dracula. It is not a classic, and it is a terrible book. *rolls eyes* Don't waste your time on Anne Rice.
Frylock, please, no books! I can't read; I'm not a loser!
-Master Shake
You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go... — Dr. Seuss