You are given a corrupt-a-whish-o-matic, but, unfortunately, the CAWOM is actually a Heavy Lourde, which falls from the sky, crushing you and turning you into a paraplegic. Sorry.
I am always saying "Glad to've met you" to somebody I'm not at all glad I met. If you want to stay alive, you have to say that stuff, though. — Holden Caulfield