Unfortunately; Fortunately

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oneeyedunicornhunter
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Sun Oct 05, 2008 9:37 pm
oneeyedunicornhunter says... · Sun Oct 05, 2008 9:37 pm
Fortunately this story doesn't make any sense any more, so it doesn't really matter what i put down at this point:

fortunately...the snail lost his shell and became a slug.
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Firestalker
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Sun Oct 05, 2008 11:36 pm
Firestalker says... · Sun Oct 05, 2008 11:36 pm
Unfortunately there was a salt storm and the slug without is shell was poisoned
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aszecsei
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Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:20 pm
aszecsei says... · Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:20 pm
Fortunately, it provided some good food for a passing crane.

Cranes eat slugs, right?
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Firestalker
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Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:14 am
Firestalker says... · Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:14 am
i think so.

unfortunately, the slugs, as they were giant slugs had a poison in them.
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aszecsei
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Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:27 pm
aszecsei says... · Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:27 pm
fortunately,said crane had evolved and had built up a resistance to the toxin.
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Firestalker
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Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:44 pm
Firestalker says... · Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:44 pm
Unfortunately, this meant that the toxic was not used and so this giant stork expanded its kind and the whole world was overrun by giant storks. :roll: :roll:
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aszecsei
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Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:35 pm
aszecsei says... · Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:35 pm
Fortunately, they were nice cranes.
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Firestalker
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Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:08 am
Firestalker says... · Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:08 am
Unfortunately, the storks became evil because of the toxic.
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aszecsei
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Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:41 pm
aszecsei says... · Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:41 pm
Fortunately, the cranes weren't evil, and they killed all the storks.
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Firestalker
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Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:01 am
Firestalker says... · Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:01 am
Unfortunately , they discovered that this was a story that we were making and that you have a grudge against Storks.
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aszecsei
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Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:11 pm
aszecsei says... · Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:11 pm
Fortunately, they didn't like storks either and decided to be friends with me.
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Firestalker
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Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:20 am
Firestalker says... · Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:20 am
Unfortunately, an army of Storks defeated you.
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Chirantha
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Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:34 pm
Chirantha says... · Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:34 pm
Fortunately, the storks defeated him only in their dreams.
Warden: "If you want to lead, all you have to do is ask."
Alistair: "What? Lead? Me? No, no, no. No leading. Bad things happen when I lead. We get lost, people die, and the next thing you know I'm stranded somewhere without any pants."
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:11 pm
Runelord says... · Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:11 pm
Unfortunately the stork's dreams came true
Speling mestackes ink.

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Spiffygirl
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Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:32 am
Spiffygirl says... · Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:32 am
Fortunately, the crows took flight and saved you, while all your crane friends died.



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