Unfortunately; Fortunately

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Pundit
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Sat Apr 09, 2011 4:54 am
Pundit says... · Sat Apr 09, 2011 4:54 am
Unfortunately, the invisible giraffe didn't chew Oblivion well enough, and Oblivion manages to cut Its way out of it with the runners from It's sled.
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Sun Apr 10, 2011 10:27 pm
Kafkaescence says... · Sun Apr 10, 2011 10:27 pm
Fortunately, the dead invisible giraffe falls on top of him.
#TNT

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Mon Apr 11, 2011 1:14 am
Pundit says... · Mon Apr 11, 2011 1:14 am
Unfortunately, he managed to eat the remains.
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Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:52 pm
ToritheMonster says... · Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:52 pm
Fortunately, they were poisoned.
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Sat Apr 16, 2011 10:41 pm
Kafkaescence says... · Sat Apr 16, 2011 10:41 pm
Unfortunately, Oblivion was immune to poison.
#TNT

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Sun Apr 17, 2011 8:59 pm
Razcoon says... · Sun Apr 17, 2011 8:59 pm
Fortunately, the poison also happened to attract giant flesh eating mosquitos.
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Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:11 am
Pundit says... · Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:11 am
Unfortunately, the giant, flesh eating mosquitoes quickly allied themselves with oblivion.
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Mon Apr 18, 2011 3:31 am
Razcoon says... · Mon Apr 18, 2011 3:31 am
Fortunately, one of the mosquitos was Time's long lost girlfriend and so she became his spy.
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Mon Apr 18, 2011 1:46 pm
Pundit says... · Mon Apr 18, 2011 1:46 pm
Unfortunately, Time is a guy, and has since realized he was gay, and as Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, she double-crosses Time and becomes Oblivion's spy.
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Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:41 am
yombleflobber says... · Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:41 am
Fortunately, it's all a ploy and she triple-crosses Oblivion, allying herself with the shepherd boy on the slopes.
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Tue Apr 19, 2011 5:11 am
Jenthura says... · Tue Apr 19, 2011 5:11 am
Unfortunately, Oblivion has a massive mosquito-killing death ray gun.
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Tue Apr 19, 2011 2:34 pm
yombleflobber says... · Tue Apr 19, 2011 2:34 pm
Fortunately, he kills all his mosquito minions with it as well and the good one turns out to be a sheep all along.
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Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:24 pm
Pundit says... · Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:24 pm
Unfotunately, Time is offered Panda and declines.
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Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:28 pm
yombleflobber says... · Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:28 pm
Fortunately Oblivion implodes on itself and is no more.
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Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:28 am
Jenthura says... · Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:28 am
Unfortunately, Un-Oblivion, Oblivion's evil twin, appears on the scene. Un-Oblivion is twice as evil!
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