I WIN!!

I won a statewide writing contest. Yay. Of course how hard can it be to win a statewide writing competition in Alabama.

Congratulations. Of course, I have to ask this... did you win anything?

Yes, did you?

But HOORAY for you anyway!

CONGRATS!

yay, i already knew that but yay again, i forget did you win anything? wasnt it money or a peice of paper?

Um, I think I win $75. Not sure though. But I do get a strangely shaped piece of blue fabric. I'm not sure what its for, though ...

Oh yeah, and the piece is "Blessing." Its in romantic fiction if anyone wants to check it out.

i think the blue fabric is part of a ritual thingy, ur supposed to burn it with a copy of the paper, while doing the rain dance......

I think I'm suppossed to eat it, actually. Hold on just a second ...

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...Yeah that's definitely not what I'm supposed to do.

Oh! I get it! Its a tie! ...





They gave me a TIE??? After, what, five periods of that devil teacher that breathes fire and is possibly Satan Spawn, working over a hot notebook unceasingly? How incredibly bold of them. Geez, asshole contest judges ...

im there with ya, i went through all that and didnt get a tie(can i have it, my only tie is red, i like blue, matches my eyes), she has clones 2 ya no

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no wait, it's not a tie.

It's clearly an action figure, with kung-fu grip.

than shoot it with a bb gun, or torch it with a homemade flame thrower...

*ppfff*

Home made flamethrower? Hell no, I'm using a real one.

ur poor u cant get one, and home made are more fun, cuz sometimes they blow up in yhou face

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Yeah, all I got out of that was "poor, fun, home made, and blow up." I'll just interperet that how I see fit.

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Whatever.

Why would I even want to burn an action figure, anyway? WHY DID YOU EVEN BRING THAT UP???

cuz its fun to see things on fire and melt(im a pyro incase you havent noticed)