Corrupt a Wish [3]

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Tue Jan 29, 2013 9:18 pm
Deadman says... · Tue Jan 29, 2013 9:18 pm
Granted but you understand nothing else now, and must do geometry forever.

I wish I could learn this part for band.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
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Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:21 am
wordsandwishes says... · Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:21 am
Granted, but you forget the day of the performance.




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Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:19 pm
Deadman says... · Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:19 pm
You are given a wish, but it doesn't come true. (you forgot to leave a wish!)
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
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"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
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It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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Wed Jan 30, 2013 3:29 pm
ikiru says... · Wed Jan 30, 2013 3:29 pm
There is no wish to grant, so........

I wish for a unicorn.
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Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:55 pm
Deadman says... · Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:55 pm
(Thought I left one) You get a horse and a horn

I wish for a redo on my last post!
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
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Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:56 am
wordsandwishes says... · Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:56 am
Granted, but you're wish is corrupted.

I wish that I knew 10 different languages.




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Mon Feb 04, 2013 2:33 pm
Deadman says... · Mon Feb 04, 2013 2:33 pm
Granted, but they are languages spoken in countries you've never heard of, and you've also never heard of the language. Along with that, no one can understand you anymore.

I wish my math homework was done.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:07 pm
wordsandwishes says... · Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:07 pm
Granted, but you get it all wrong and fail an upcoming test.


I wish that I had night vision.




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Tue Feb 05, 2013 2:15 pm
Deadman says... · Tue Feb 05, 2013 2:15 pm
Granted, but now you can't see in the day.

I wish I could figure out whats wrong with me!
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
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Tue Feb 05, 2013 4:57 pm
Audy says... · Tue Feb 05, 2013 4:57 pm
Granted, but now you have to wear socks for life.

I wish I didn't have to go to work.




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Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:08 pm
wordsandwishes says... · Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:08 pm
Granted, you are now stuck in a 5 year coma.

I wish that YWS had more smilies.




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Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:37 pm
Deadman says... · Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:37 pm
Granted, but none of them are any good.

I wish I could be done with school already!
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

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Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:59 pm
wordsandwishes says... · Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:59 pm
Granted, but you're given a lifetime's worth of homework provided by the government.




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Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:59 pm
Deadman says... · Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:59 pm
You are given a wish, but it is corrupted.

I wish I could go back to sleep.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:31 pm
wordsandwishes says... · Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:31 pm
Granted, you never wake up.

I wish that I didn't have to get a new lock.



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