Haha! This is great! I really loved reading the clever rhyming, really brought a smile to my face! Great work! Thanks so much for sharing, I'll have to read this to MY mom haha.
For according to the trollish philosopher Plateau, "if you wants to understan' an enemy, you gotta walk a mile in his shoes. Den, if he's still your enemy, at least you're a mile away and he's got no shoes." — A Blink of the Screen by Terry Pratchett
