"Kill" the person above you!

You are eaten by a horde of zombie Pokémon, when you wander too close to them.

You were torched by a fire-breathing monkey because you didn't put enough chocolate chips in the cookies you were making him.

Death by eternal rain

You died while killing a fly. Little did you know, the fly had metal wings and cut your palms, and when you smushed it the dead-fly-juice infected your cuts immediately and you... just... died...

You were sent into a spaceship on a diplomatic mission and while in the palace of the king on that planet you were bitten by a snake and died.

You were thrown off of a ten story building but you survived till you reached the bottom then you died of shock.

You were ripped apart by evil androids who earned you trust because they looked like Dan and Phil

But... I don't like Dan and Phil...

You fell asleep in a pool.

Hah. *hooks thumbs towards self* son of Poseidon. And if you don't like them, how'd they earn your trust, huh?

They didn't! Grrr.

You were killed by a cat who let you pet it then blew up and killed you

Okay that's more likely. Lol

You asked a jedi for his autograph but he was actually a sith so he sliced you in half.

You were writing alot one day when you fell asleep and the pen went through your neck

Books.....

Be afraid..be very afraid XD