You went into Auntie Em's Garden Emporium and was clueless because you didn't read the Lightning Thief and thought she was actually gonna take your picture but you got turned into stone by Auntie Em, who is actually Medusa, and a car drove over you and you were smashed to a billion pieces.
“Sorry about the blood in your mouth. I wish it was mine.
I couldn't get the boy to kill me, but I wore his jacket for the longest time.” — Richard Siken
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