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Magebird wrote:
Alexa, are there European frat boys


- @Carina, 2021


Alexa said: "Sorry, I don't know that" >:(
chaotic lazy
—Omni

the queen of memes
—yosh

secret supreme overlord of yws
—Atticus

saint carina, patron saint of rp
—SilverNight




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"Well, I was swallowed by a hippopotamus. Except I didn’t go into the hippo, I ended up in a tree."

-Jason from Beyonders by Brandon Mull
they told me to never give up on my dreams.

so i took another nap




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i'm two snickers away from bad life decisions


-me, yesterday
mage

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queer and here.




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"Hot blonde link"

-yoshi
they told me to never give up on my dreams.

so i took another nap




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sNeAkErS aReN't MaDe tO WaLk aRoUnD oUtSiDe WiTh.
-my mom
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"After my mother died, my father adopted me" - @LordMomo
Quite... Overwatchful
Previously Stormblessed242 :mrgreen:




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"(@Necromancer14 come fast and poop)" - @ImaginativeAlice
they told me to never give up on my dreams.

so i took another nap




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And while accidentally destroying a village with a dragon you summoned for fun isn't technically listed in the Geneva convention


I feel like we just committed a war crime


- me, today
mage

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queer and here.




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"Rian, come wish Deet a happy birthday!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"

-my sister and a fanfiction i'm writing
@Stormblessed242
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Which ones ur fav personally i like the last and first but bae looks sort of odd the way hes looking up in the last one oof


- Me, to my friend




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"Why are you eating yourself?"

-Me
*boop*




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I think Amelia Earhart wants you to get some ice cream.


- me, today
Democracy dies in darkness. Also at 4:30PM in Pacific Standard Time, apparently.

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"His name is Jim." @Stormblessed242
"I have beer." @LordMomo
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"My crime was murder, my punishment was community, service."
Previously Andrewknorpp, now less sure.




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"I'll handle the knives." - me
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For in everything it is no easy task to find the middle ... anyone can get angry—that is easy—or give or spend money; but to do this to the right person, to the right extent, at the right time, with the right motive, and in the right way, that is not for everyone, nor is it easy; wherefore goodness is both rare and laudable and noble.
— Aristotle