Corrupt a Wish [3]

Granted, but then you realize all the homework was due two days from now.

I wish that the idiots in the world would stop being idiots.

Granted, but they become so smart that you're an idiot in comparison.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, a new disease now plagues the earth and results in world death.

I wish that everyone had clean drinking water.

Granted, but now no one drinks water.

I wish I was the best president ever.

Granted, but you're assassinated two weeks after your election.

I wish that school started at 10:00 a.m

Granted, but it ends 10:00 PM.

I wish I was immortal.

Granted, but you become some bored and upset with life that you wish you could die but you can't. Your friends have all died, and you are left in your youth, you are also incredibly depressed.

I wish things would make sense to me.

Granted, but you are senseless.

I wish I could speak every language known to man.

Granted, but you are now unable to talk to women.

I wish that guns never existed.

Granted, but the South won the Civil war.

I wish I could erase my friends' mistakes.

Granted, but you erase their memories in the process.

I wish I could type without looking at the key-board.

Granted, but your fingers have been cut off.

I wish I were a hyena.

Granted, but you are killed by lions.

I wish that I could fly.

Granted, but you now have iron weights around your ankles.

I wish movies weren't terrible anymore.

Granted, but sadly coz you won't slow down I took the wish away.