Corrupt a Wish 2

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Alice
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Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:52 pm
Alice says... · Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:52 pm
Granted, but you get fired
I just lost the game.




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Alice
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Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:52 pm
Alice says... · Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:52 pm
Whoops forgot my wish!

i wish my parents were just a smidge less parinoid.
I just lost the game.




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ProfessorRabbit
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Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:53 pm
ProfessorRabbit says... · Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:53 pm
Granted, but the value of the dollar has fallen so far that your "lot of money" is barely enough to live on.

I wish it would stop raining. :|
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iQuippie
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Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:14 pm
iQuippie says... · Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:14 pm
Granted, but rather than raining, it begins to hail down ice the size of pickup trucks. Destruction ensues.

I wish I had the Ludo cd.
I think you're crazy, maybe.




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Rascalover
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Sat Jul 26, 2008 5:09 am
Rascalover says... · Sat Jul 26, 2008 5:09 am
gramted but it brakes

i wish it wasnt so cold
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iQuippie
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Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:13 pm
iQuippie says... · Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:13 pm
Granted, but instead, it's so incredibly hot that you die from a heatstroke.

I wish I wasn't sunburned.
I think you're crazy, maybe.




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Alice
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Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:18 pm
Alice says... · Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:18 pm
granted but now you've got skin cancer

I wish I had more caffiene pills.
I just lost the game.




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iQuippie
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Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:26 pm
iQuippie says... · Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:26 pm
Granted, but you take too many of them and die... if that's possible... and if it's not, you take too many of them, start bouncing off the walls, launch yourself into space, and die because of lack of oxygen in space.
:P

I wish I wasn't too lazy to finish reading Eclipse.
I think you're crazy, maybe.




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SishBee
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Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:29 pm
SishBee says... · Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:29 pm
Granted but you can never read another book again.

I wish I could fly.

Sish x
"We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars."
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iQuippie
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Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:52 pm
iQuippie says... · Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:52 pm
Granted, but you can only fly for several seconds, and then you crash to the ground.
Ouch.

I wish my mother and father weren't crazy.
I think you're crazy, maybe.




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Alice
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Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:00 pm
Alice says... · Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:00 pm
granted but the sanity is worse than the insanity


I wish I could stay awake forever if I wanted to.
I just lost the game.




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Clo
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Sun Jul 27, 2008 1:32 am
Clo says... · Sun Jul 27, 2008 1:32 am
Granted, but you have absolutely nothing to do.

I wish I had a book to read.
How am I not myself?




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Firestar
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Sun Jul 27, 2008 1:43 am
Firestar says... · Sun Jul 27, 2008 1:43 am
Granted, but the agony you experience will be the same as if you went without sleep normally.

I wish I could succeed at whatever I put my mind to.
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Confidence: the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.




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Rascalover
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Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:50 am
Rascalover says... · Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:50 am
granted but you cant concentrate long enough to do so

i wish i was at work
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Alteran
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Sun Jul 27, 2008 4:04 am
Alteran says... · Sun Jul 27, 2008 4:04 am
Granted, then you get fired.

I wish I had Starcraft.
"Maybe Senpai ate Yuka-tan's last bon-bon?"
----Stupei, Ace Defective



The grand in the hotel rings with broken tunes; the guests frown; the concierge winces. But the blue-hatted boy is happy and braver than they.
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