Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted, but it malfuctions and blows up, naturally with you inside it. Whoops.

I wish that the sky was lime green.

Granted, but the sky rains lime the next day.

I wish that pens that write themselves are invented soon.

(except that would be awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!)


Granted but then they take over the world.

I wish that I could go see the Dark Knight today.

Granted, but the movie turns out to be terrible.

I wish I could transform myself into a man whenever I wanted.

granted but you get stuck and forever are a man

i wish i could read peoples minds

Granted. You're not going to like what you see.

I wish I was rich and famous.

granted. But you have no one to share it with. You die alone

I wish I wasn't watching this movie

Granted, but now you're watching a worse one.

I wish I could live forever.

granted, but forever comes to an end

i wish i could think of a wish

Granted, you wish for a pain in your side.

I wish I was happier.

Granted, you are now addicted to crack.

I wish for no wish.

granted

i wish i could think of some thing to currupt that wish

You are given a corrupt-a-whish-o-matic, but, unfortunately, the CAWOM is actually a Heavy Lourde, which falls from the sky, crushing you and turning you into a paraplegic. Sorry.

I wish for fish, right on my dish.

Granted, but the fish is poisonous, and you die a slow, painful death

I wish that whoever responds wishes for nothing but for the next person that responds to wish for nothing

granted, but no one understands your wish so its not really granted

I wish that wasnt so confusing to read