You are given a corrupt-a-whish-o-matic, but, unfortunately, the CAWOM is actually a Heavy Lourde, which falls from the sky, crushing you and turning you into a paraplegic. Sorry.
I love her dearly, but I can’t live with her for a day without feeling my whole life is wasting away. — Miss Kenton, The Remains of the Day by Kazuo Ishiguro