Unfortunately; Fortunately

Unfortunately he has a extra rifle with bullets.

Fortunately he is hit on the head with a pipewrench!

Unfortunately the pipe wrench was alive!!!

Fortunately he shot it

Unfortunately he missed.

Fortunately he has the ability to curve the bullet (like in wanted) and he hits it and it dies and then he stoppes the game because it's getting to silly.

Unfortunately Firestalker post's starting the game again.

fortunately most people carry on with the game as it is

Unfortunately you posted too like Firestalker continuing the game.

Unfortunately a witch casts a spell on you both and silence you.

Fortunately I can't be silenced

Unfortunately, nobody answers you when you talk except for an odd disembodied voice.

Fortunately the old voice told everyone else what you say.

Unfortunately, the voice doesn't tell you what they say.

Fortunately, I'm bored and cant make anything of your sentence so we all ignore it.