Everyone else is doing it.
NAME: Nicholas/Nick (Preferably)
AGE: Um, not sure
BIRTHDATE: Monday
PRESENT ADDRESS: The Universe (I hope)
WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. last beverage = Water
2. last phone call = My Girlfriend.
3. last text message =Bye, cya soon.
4. last song you listened to = You would't know it if I said.
5. last time you cried = Today, when I saw My Bestie had changed my desktop background to a chicken being slaughtered. I'm A wuss.
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. dated someone twice = My Girlfriend, Yes.
7. been cheated on = No
8. kissed someone & regretted it = No.
9. lost someone special = Yes. My Brother William. Bless His cotton socks.
10. been depressed = Yes, all the time.
11. been drunk and threw up = Never. Ever. Ever.
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Purple
13. Red
14. Light Blue.
LAST YEAR (2011), HAVE YOU:
15. Made a new friend = Sure have Mr Survey.
16. Fallen out of love = No
17. Laughed until you cried = Yip, WAAAAAAY Too many times.
18. Met someone who changed you = My Girlfriend changed me, for the better.
19. Found out who your true friends were = I got rid of Two friends, well They weren't actually my fruends.
20. Found out someone was talking about you = Who was?
21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend’s list = I'm not on FB.
GENERAL:
22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life = Do you listen Mr Survey?
24. Do you have any pets = Cute little virtual ones on my Phone, Oh...And this other one. He's boring caise he's real.
25. Do you want to change your name = No, But It would help not be called P***k
26. What did you do for your last birthday = I don't celebrate them cause I'm getting old.
27. What time did you wake up today = six thirty.
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping.
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for = The Apocolypse.
30. Last time you saw your Mother = She's talking to me, Hold on.
"What was that mum?"
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life = Not being a depressed loser would be nice.
32. What are you listening to right now = Um, the hum of the computer?
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? = Yeah, why do you ask? Is that your name?
34. What’s getting on your nerves right now = You.
35. Most visited webpage = YWS, YouTube, Google?
37. Nickname = Nick?
38. Relationship Status = I don't have facebook, and I've already mentioned my GF.
39. Zodiac sign = ~FISH~
40. He or She = A She.
41. Elementary = You mean Primary???
42. High School = Who knows? Or cares for that matter?
43. College = Collage? I like them. LOL
44. Hair color = Grey.
45. Long or short = It always grows so It's getting longer. BUt it's short at the mo.
48. What do you like about yourself = My gorgeously gorgeous survey answers.
49. Piercings = Look terrible.
50. Tattoos = Ditto.
51. Righty or lefty = Wait, I need to make my hands in to L's to remember which is which........YOU HAVE BEEN PUT ON HOLD...........RIghty.
FIRSTS :
52. First surgery = None.
53. First piercing = None.
54. First best friends = None. Jokes, Mitchell.
55. First sport you joined = Footy.
56. First vacation = Rottnest Island.
58. First pair of trainers = Shoes you mean? Ah, none.
RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating = You.
60. Drinking = I don't drink.
61. I’m about to = Answer the next question.
62. Listening to = Is your name Dory? No seriously, Is it? Cause you already asked me that.
63. Waiting for = My wish too come true.
YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids? = Why Not?
65. Get Married? = Well, if i want kids.
66. Career? = Survey answererer.
WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes = Nose?
68. Hugs or kisses = Hugs.
69. Shorter or taller = Shorter, but I'm tall.
70. Older or Younger = Peter Pan.
71. Romantic or spontaneous = Funny?
72. Nice stomach or nice arms = Both.
73. Sensitive or loud = Neither, Shy.
74. Hook-up or relationship = Relationship. No doubt.
75. Trouble maker or hesitant = Hesitant.
HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger = My favourite pastime.
77. Drank hard liquor = I don't drink, but is it coke?
78. Lost glasses/contacts = Why would you ask that? I don't wear any.
79. Sex on first date = !!!!????
80. Broke someone’s heart = Yeah.
81. Had your own heart broken = By myself.
82. Been arrested = No.
83. Turned someone down = No.
84. Cried when someone died = Yes, all the time.
85. Fallen for a friend = No.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself = As in. Do I beleive I exist?
87. Miracles = Christma sones, yes. Because I love taht saying.
"It's a Christnas MIracle!"
88. Love at first sight = What if she's ugly?
89. Heaven = I hope so.
90. Santa Claus = HE'S REAL!!!!
91. Kiss on the first date = No.
92. Angels = Angles? Right? Reflex? Obtuse? Acute?
Oh, man, that's hilarious.
I wrote it
Ahahaha good stuff dude, good stuff.