The weird things are actually quite wonderful

by creeperfeverdreams

Published September 18, 2026

16+ Violence

In Creepypasta stuff

Warning: This work has been rated 16+ for violence.

*This fanfic is under my folder “Creepypasta stuff”. Gacha Club character designs are under this forum: https://www.writerfeed.com/topic/117842-my-character-designs-lt-33-3?start=225. The main character is Janice Grossman, my OC. She is the ship daughter of the internet horror Creepypasta characters, Laughing Jack (demonic clown) and Jeff the Killer (knife-wielding serial killer). Endora is also my OC! Janice is a six year old kindergartener in this. Anyway, enjoy!*

I’m sitting in the back of the cafeteria like I always do, eating the chunks of human meat my Knife-Dad cut up. It’s not like I need to eat it, though. I don’t need to eat anything.

But sometimes I want to, so I always ask my parents for food. Speaking of which, I hope Endora likes the chocoroaches I gave her earlier. I’m not going to sit next to her because she sits next to too many people. And they all sound annoying.

Some of the other kids are staring at me. Probably because of the blood that’s dripping on my clothes. Eating humans is very messy! But none of them come up to me. They don’t want to. I know they think I’m weird. They’re always talking about it like I can’t hear. Like right now-

“What is she EATING?”

“It looks so gross!”

As if the hot lunch at school is better. I’ve seen the pizzas and bagels they serve! The cheese looks all slimy and the bagels are hard as rocks, but they still like eating them! And don’t get me started on the cheese sticks!

That’s why I like eating stuff from home. It’s actually good. It’s also why I like to sit alone, so nobody else can bother me…but why is Endora coming up to me with her stuff? She never-wait.

“The chocoroaches were kind of crunchy but they were pretty good.” Endora says when she sits next to me. 

I can’t believe that she-well of course I knew, they are good!-But still, I didn’t think she would really like them.

And she’s sitting next to me too! Nobody at school has ever sat next to me before.

“You are scary sometimes, but it’s pretty cool! Do you…do you want to be my friend?” Endora asks, looking up at me like she means it. Wait, does she?

Friend. Friend. My parents keep telling me that I’m not supposed to make friends with humans. They don’t think that humans make good friends.

But she’s nice to me and I really do want to tell her all sorts of things!

“Yes. You can be my friend.” I say.

She smiles and wraps her arms around me very tightly. She’s much shorter than me, like many humans, but still, she’s…giving me a hug.

I hug her back with just my arms, making sure not to touch her. I don’t want to get blood on her dress.

Comments & reviews · 4
Stickied · creeperfeverdreams commented Comment · Sep 18

@Tikaya I made another Janice fic!

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4revgreen wrote a review Review · Sep 26

Hi Creeper! Me again <3

I’m sitting in the back of the cafeteria like I always do, eating the chunks of human meat my Knife-Dad cut up.


Oh my god what a crazy image to start on! You always know how to hook me in. I think the bit I put in italics actually detracts from the opening, and you could add that as a second sentence if you really wanted to keep it.

Some of the other kids are staring at me. Probably because of the blood that’s dripping on my clothes. Eating humans is very messy! But none of them come up to me. They don’t want to. I know they think I’m weird. They’re always talking about it like I can’t hear. Like right now-


Okay Janice, I cannot blame the children for talking about you.. you ARE eating human meat. Do they know she's a monster? Where are the teachers? What would a teacher even DO in this situation... Why does she even need to come to school if she's a monster or whatever XD

As if the hot lunch at school is better. I’ve seen the pizzas and bagels they serve! The cheese looks all slimy and the bagels are hard as rocks, but they still like eating them! And don’t get me started on the cheese sticks!


I like that she thinks the school lunches are gross! Haha, no, even slimy cheese is better than human meat... right??

“The chocoroaches were kind of crunchy but they were pretty good.” Endora says when she sits next to me.


remember, that should be a comma, not a period

And she’s sitting next to me too! Nobody at school has ever sat next to me before.


aww okay i'm glad she's got a friend. but i am scared for endora..

Friend. Friend. My parents keep telling me that I’m not supposed to make friends with humans. They don’t think that humans make good friends.


then why send her to school at all? If there was a reason maybe I could suspend my disbelief, but if they don't want her to befriend humans, just don't send her to human school!

“Yes. You can be my friend.” I say.


should be a comma

I hug her back with just my arms, making sure not to touch her. I don’t want to get blood on her dress.


Well, we can tell she truly likes Endora as a friend; she didn't care about dripping blood in the cafeteria or on herself, but only about Endora's dress. That's quite sweet!

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Hmm…

Janice is sent to school purely because her parents want her to hate humans just from going to school/seeing them. Nobody knows that she’s a monster except for Endora. They just think she’s weird. Her hair covers her face which does not look human AT ALL.

I’m glad you enjoyed this!

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Tikaya wrote a review Review · Sep 26

Hia creeper! Janice time!!
(I think I forgot to put the other story on my TBR that you tagged me abt…)

It’s not like I need to eat it, though. I don’t need to eat anything.
Hmmmmmm I wonder if they give her the stuff to eat so she gets desensitized more and more abt doing harm to humans. And I wonder that, since she recognizes that she doesn’t actually need this, she will eventually stop. Or if she will sink further and further into the brutality of her parents?

*reads the next sentence*
Nnnneeeeevermiiiind, she wants this XD Awww but you cannot blame me for hoping for a better, less violent future for this child xp

Love how she has absolutely no interest in making friends with Endora’s friends XD (In that regard she kinda reminds me of Zoe of WoS at the start of the story. All the other children are just “boring” and “annoying” instead of maybe seeking the issue within herself XD)

Uhmmmm I kinda feel like maybe giving your child to the school system but then also giving her raw human meat for lunch might defeat the purpose of putting her into the school system in the first place? Like, isn’t anyone gonna notice and then they have to murder everyone in the school and leave and she wont be able to go to school anymore?

Janice, honey, I assume the school will not serve cannibalistic stuff at least (just meat from horribly abused animals, I guess) so… yes, yes, the school lunch is better than whatever you’re eating atm!! =D

Aww I like that Endora actually ate the creepy food that Janice gave her. There’s a reason why their friendship holds ~

I’m still sad that you haven’t looked into proper dialogue formatting .-.


making sure not to touch her. I don’t want to get blood on her dress.
Love that she’s careful abt that <3

Aww what a cute end to this section. Janice is one of my favourite characters of yours (tho I am really warming to Samantha and her siblings too, now that they all get their own perspectives!)

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I love Janice and Samantha and her siblings too!

Yes, the human meat would definitely look strange, but it’s been gored to be so unrecognizable that it just looks like chunks of meat and no one would know. They think she eats weird food but don’t know what it is.

I’m glad you enjoyed!

Tikaya replied · Sep 28

ah okay, that makes sense. I think I was too grossed out (deliberately so XD) to really think abt the fact that: hey, human meat probably doesn't look any different that any other raw meat ^^°

yeah it’s gross lol



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