An ordinary encounter
Honestly idk what this is either, I was sleep deprived when I wrote it.
Meat Under Spatula
Louieville, a town where people get crushed by a giant spatula. I hate it when that happens to me, but our main character hates it more.
Snow is Not White Part 1 : Cackle Me to My Doom.
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat this is totally not a parody of snow white wdymmmm
What Makes You Human
What makes you a human? What do those who are not human think of us?
Sole Survivor: The Untold Story of a Heel in Hell
A sass-filled stiletto spills the tea on life, love, and lingering foot odor in this hilariously tragic tale of survival, style, and sole-searching.
Bridge
From here I see you, slaves deprived of the true light, pathetic wretches.
A Fool's Gamble
Sometimes I wonder, does the world ever learn?
Steve Keeps Finding Stuff For Some Reason
I got the inspiration to write this from a comment under a youtube video. And hands down, this is the best thing I have ever written in my life.
I Am A Rickroller.
Hello. My name is Ellie. And I am a Rickroller.
Short horror sentences (for people with long hair)
Let's confuse the people with short hair shall we
Mixed Metaphors
The start of a comedic polysci-fi story I've been working on about a ridiculously privilege kid who turns into a space pirate.
If you give a company your email...
If you give a mouse a cookie spoof
Don´t Touch My Milk You Fiend.
Just your local college sociopath. He likes milk.
The NETWORK. the Innominate Nation.
The NETWORK is a Place of People.. In the world of The NETWORK they're Fairy stories about a Terrorist cell known as the INNOMINATE NATION.

