Don't ask me why I wrote this. I just want a platypus. 
He glides through the water with all the elegance of a swan in flight.
The water ripples along behind his peculiar webbed feet.
People make fun of the way he looks.
I think he looks beautiful.
They call him a scrap animal and that he is made out of the scraps of other animals.
A Duck's bill, a water bird's feet.
A beaver tail, a dog's body.
His species lay eggs, like the birds do.
But he is not a bird.
He is a marsupial, like a possum.
He is a remarkable creature,
but not everybody notices.
His name cannot be said by the dizty celebrities.
I do not like Jessica Simpson.
She doesn't really use pro-activ.
But that does not bother the Platypus.
Because he isn't a teenager with pimples.
He is an animal that I love to pieces!
So I guess that means that I only like pieces of animals.
I only like the duck's beak and feet.
I only like the beaver's tail, his teeth are funny though.
I only like the dog's body, without the fleas of course.
But I love every bit of the Platymapus.
I mean platypus.
I spelt it right.......
I just got side tracked for that moment.
Thinking about tuna.
I do not like the Tuna Fish.
They have staring eyes.
And they freak me out.
But I like the platypus.
And no fish can change that!
So don't even try.
Don't ask me why I wrote this.
Because i really don't know.
I'm just drinking pepsi and,
That does funny things to your head.
But the main point of this collection of words,
Too sinful to be called a poem.
Too senseless to be called a story.
The point of it all is to let you know,
I want a pet platypus.
And when I get one,
Once you buy me one,
I will call him Woofels.
Or Woofles.
I'm not sure how to spell it.
But oh well.
You get the idea.
Now go buy me a platypus!
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The randomness of this is cool
Platypi are cute
The word its self makes me chuckle
^-^
This was incredibly random, and slightly confusing. Platypi are cool, but I doubt that they would make good pets. Did you know they have a poisonous spur behind their front flippers, that they use to stun prey? ouch.....
Oh my god, Lucy XD
I love this poem, maybe because I'm the REAL platypus (people that were in the chatroom with Aet and I would get it ^.~)
Did you know that the Platypus is God's joke?? XD
Platypi are awesome, I don't blame you for wanting one ^.^
Sorry...this isn't a critique...but I don't think many would really be able to since it really is quite random XD
love ya Lucy ^.~
Did you know that the female platypus is poisonus? No joke!
Anyway, in the war of platypus vs. squirrle, the squirrle wins hands down...
(Just my randomness)
ARGH! PLATYPUS!
*runs around in circles giggling*
Why the platypus? Not why the platypus anything, Just, WHY THE PLATYPUS?
I think someone was pulling a practical joke when the platypus came to be. Either that, or they had bits left over.
Have fun with things, that's cool, I don't really care, i mean i'm replying to something that was posted ages ago, and that's fine with me, I mean what's wrong with that, can you see anything wrong with that? I don't think there's anything wrong with that...
i'm just joking, that's really cool, i wouldn't mind a platypus for a pet.
actually, i took this poem seriously....
haha, im just kidding. I wrote it cos I want a pet platypus.
Um, i think my brother has licked a cockroach... so if you get any cravings for doing so, ask him for a flavour description
lol
Well, it's certainly... erm... interesting...
I'm assuming it's meant to be completely nonsensical, and thus, you shall get a completely nonsensical critique. Or, rather, you would if I could manage one. I think I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach, to be honest...
Glad you had fun with this. Now, go write some REAL stuff.