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Poetry • Humor, Action / Adventure

Bee Poems

A poem about a small magpie feather that my toy cavoodle puppy Bee always manages to find, no matter where it goes.

Short Story • Humor, Satire

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Short Story • Fantasy, Humor

Landlady

Ella is an experienced property manager in Elfwood. Visits from goblins are beneath her. (Content warning: flooding)

Poetry • Humor

Mr Ungdon cannot sleep

Mr Helbert Ungdon cannot sleep, because he suffers from a lack. What lack? The lack of knowing what lack he suffers from!



Daddy Long Legs are more closely related to crabs than spiders and somehow the idea of crablike creatures with spider legs that have escaped the entrappings of the primordial sea and now crawl over land and can walk up and down walls and ceilings creeps me more than I can adequately describe.
— Snoink